DAILY HUMOUR, AND SOCIAL INTERNET

Best Of >>

Daily Muses

Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.

Iraqicurse: May all your children look like Dick Cheney.

A busy barber is quite harried.

More

Daily Hot Tip
Two is company, but three's a party.

Daily Quark

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

More


Daily Quip

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? -- George Carlin

More

Helpful Hint

Did you know that the mainstream media doesn’t always print all the news you can use and find interesting. Prefrd does in the 'Alternate news Sites'.

Daily Definition

Lyall's Conjecture: - If a computer cable has one end, then it has another.

More

RESERVED FOR ADDITIONAL BOOKMARKS

Daily Factoids

Amount of money spent by Americans on lawn care aid annually: $6 billion

A car travelling at a constant speed of 60 miles per hour would take longer than 48 million years to reach the nearest star (other than our Sun), Proxima Centauri. This is about 685,000 average human lifetimes.

tored using all the tools of modern astronomy.

More

Daily Quickies

Rosenfield's Regret: - The most delicate component will be dropped.

"I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field."

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house

More